Whale vs. Tiger? Who would win?

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Where was everyone today...

Hey fags.

Experimental music;

There is such a genre as, Experimental music, this is how i see it -

Instruments:

Hardcore singer mixed with Opera hero - Sounds like Stevie Wonder before he went blind...
iPod on a chain - often used to be smashed against a wall to create smashing sound.
Fully Automatic Nail Gun - Provides a backing track with an essence of danger.
Keyboard - Everyone needs a keyboard, makes shit hectic.

There you have it, the experimental music. Ill tell you one thing, it will sound better than Justin Faggier, oh and also i bet there will be less "baby"s in the lyrics and less pre-pubescent boys attempting to seduce girls that are about 5 years older.

OK, randomly that shitty song my Jason Mrazdaddy came on my iPod and here is the opening line:
"Well you done done me and you bet i felt it".

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!?!$#$%#!?

I pretty sure this attempted chilla' got raped, and got raped hard, because he felt it...and decided to write a song about it...man...i bet he got a lot of money from it as well.

I think i've stumbled onto the key to success...get raped! Then be sure to write a song about it...

So next time you get raped, get a nice pen and little bit of paper out and start writing ;)

Oh and finally, i almost missed the bus this morning...WOW BET YOU GOT EXCITED THERE...


1 comment:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    IM NOT HARD LAUGHING, IM JUST CHUCKLING.

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