Vuvuzela. SUCK MY DICK.
Oh yeah im pretty into "soccer". Anyway one thing has begun to annoy me as well as most of the world who aren't shit enough not to own a television.
FUCKING VUVUZELAS! NOMYGOHD.
What kind of fucking mentally fucked cunt thought of that shitty creation...like come on...it makes 1 frequency...and its a shit one at that...its louder than a large drum kit....and the obnoxious cunts that purchase them seem to be able to blow those fucking giant dildos' for a long god damn time. 90 minutes actually...
I have no idea why they are not banned and every person that owns one is to not gassed.
Not even joking i have a plan to replicate watching a world cup match:
1. Obtain 1 large bee's hive
2. Steal some of their honey and proceed to hit their nest with a bat.
3. Cut 2 eye wholes into the bee's hive to make them more angry.
4. Print a soccer related picture.
5. Place bee hive onto your head and stare at the picture.
There you go...INSTA-WORLD CUP.
JESUS, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US WITH THIS DEVILS TOOL.
(PS. Throwin' a shout out to my peeps' My Wife, Jacki and Aunty Shaz).
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