Spontaneously Combusting

So just calculated my death... Im pretty happy with that. 81.

YOU will pass away...

Cause: Spontaneous Combustion

Date: December 4th of 2073 at 10:15 pm, at 81 years old.

Thats pretty good. I have so much of my life to go; so many good moments, bad ones as well. But anyway, FUCKING PORTUGAL OUT OF THE WORLD CUP...AND FUCKING U-R-GAY ARE IN!?!?!?! THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD! ahh rage rage rage !

SO KEEN for my mate sammy's party this weekend, should go off the chain doggy dog dog lad son mate aye dog lad. AHH nothing better than having a rave with 150+ of your best mates, gonna be froth! Ill write something good about what happened soon. Not that anyone cares or should may i remind you. FUCK im starting to sound like one of those girls who's all like "omg and i ate cereal today, omfg, im going to put on weight, like omg i handed in an assignment, omg im such a slut".

:K

Written in Rage.

Fuck off. I'm so fucking sick of your shit. Just because it was how it was back in "your" day doesn't mean it is the same now. THINGS HAVE FUCKING CHANGED! Fuck im angry right now; so ignorant of fucking societies changes that everything is how he remembers it; how glorious it once was. Why do you have to fucking take it out on everyone else, just because i don't agree with your opinion and your point of view. Take a hint, not everything you say is golden, as much as you want it to be and believe it is.

FUCK! So Stubborn.

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Cheers.

Just an average day.

"It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home".

For whats it's worth.

...you should check out and like http://www.facebook.com/pages/Choicez/107294192653460?ref=ts. good stuff peeps!

Anyway today was a certain friend of mines 18th. So we got the lads together and thought, whats a way we can cause a little bit of humiliation for this one individual and create some roflcopters. So we though out of the square and used some hectic formulas like 12v-y+mx2. Anyway we created posters with embarrassing images and placed them all around our school. Oh yeah im a fugitive now, pretty crazy stuff. We continued the day by passing time using glad wrap and the birthday boys car. One of the memorable quotes was "Do you reckon he will know what is underneath", and "Can you guess what it is?". We got his reaction on film.

Happy Birthday Sammy, we love you bro!

FOR THE LOVE OF RAPTOR JESUS, Facebook fights SHOULD NOT BE A FUCKING TOPICAL ISSUE! Fuck me dead what have we become. Oh yeah using the "like" button to cause emotional trauma; lets all just stop being cuntbuckets and move the fuck on. FUCK! Oh and im pretty into everyone saying "wow, did you see that fight last night"...ITS NOT A FUCKING FIGHT! I SAW NO INJURIES! WHATEVER CLASSIFIES IT IS A FIGHT HAS SLIGHT MENTAL RETARDATION! The lives we live, wonder why we don't have a fucking carroll college version of home and away...oh thats right were all shit cunts.

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Hero, your nothing.

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Listen here cunts fuck,

100 VIEWS;

and your opinions still don't matter.

(LOOK AT ALL THOSE SEMI-COLONS! FUCKING GUARANTEED GOOD BLOG)

[p.s. The picka gets funnier the longer you look at it].

What's all the BUZZ about...

Vuvuzela. SUCK MY DICK.

Anyone been watching the holy grail of football; or the World Cup?

Oh yeah im pretty into "soccer". Anyway one thing has begun to annoy me as well as most of the world who aren't shit enough not to own a television.

FUCKING VUVUZELAS! NOMYGOHD.

What kind of fucking mentally fucked cunt thought of that shitty creation...like come on...it makes 1 frequency...and its a shit one at that...its louder than a large drum kit....and the obnoxious cunts that purchase them seem to be able to blow those fucking giant dildos' for a long god damn time. 90 minutes actually...

I have no idea why they are not banned and every person that owns one is to not gassed.

Not even joking i have a plan to replicate watching a world cup match:

1. Obtain 1 large bee's hive

2. Steal some of their honey and proceed to hit their nest with a bat.

3. Cut 2 eye wholes into the bee's hive to make them more angry.

4. Print a soccer related picture.

5. Place bee hive onto your head and stare at the picture.

There you go...INSTA-WORLD CUP.

JESUS, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US WITH THIS DEVILS TOOL.

(PS. Throwin' a shout out to my peeps' My Wife, Jacki and Aunty Shaz).

For lack a better word...

Life is what is happening when your busy making other plans.

FUCK OATH.

Stop fucking crying about, "omg i just want school to be over with ehh ehh ehh im so fucking important" and that everything great is going to happen when you leave. ITS NOT. School is, im most positivity sure, one if the best times of your life. And your all sitting there QQQing about how great your life is going to be. NOBODY GIVES A TOSS! YOUR LIVING A LIFE NOW, AND YOUR NOT GOING TO START A "NEW" ONE BECAUSE YOU STOP YOUR HIGH SCHOOL EDUCATION.

pathetic.

Everything sounds better in Portuguese.

Eu fiz alguma coisa no fim de semana que eu pensei que eu nunca faria. Fiquei muito nervosa.Eu pensei de desculpas, eu não era mais tanta certeza. Ela estava cruzando uma linha imaginária, uma linha que eu tinha baseado alguns dos meus costumes e as decisões anteriores sobre. Uma citação que era muito prevalente foi "foda-se, você sabe". É verdade, nesta vida você não vai criar experiências, se você não dar um salto de fé em primeiro lugar. Se você optar por concentrar em seus medos que você vai ser preso naquele precipício, desejando que você teve.

Lulwut...

Oh and here's this...She was the funniest slut I've ever met...

Bec Freeman

You are my hero, EYE LESS THAN 3 YOU.

I speak the truth my friends. Our picnic shall be one of joy and flannelet rugs with an essence of cane baskets and yum food; (Y) it shall be loish. Oh, and you can't come.

Last night was one of the best nights i have had in a while. I fucking love you guys.

How funny was this blog, probs should have bludgeoned some cunt to death...

NOT IN THE DINER ALF.

Sup cunts, im a fucking winner.

Well 40th post. Who though i would make it. Well not me cause im a shit cunt but anyway lets get a cunt tally happening. Alright.

Well what funny has happened in my life. Well, i spose i could tell you about the time some year 8 cunt got my ball slashed by a slightly turrets teacher but it would end up getting boring and yeah, summing up my ball got fucked over because i had nothing to do with an argument surrounding the dominance of the local school oval. WINRAR!

Everyones seems to be pressuring me to get my P's. You know what. GET FUCKED. I STOMP CUNTS WITH MY BOOTS. Not even joking stop giving a fuck, i don't. Ill get them eventually. Anyway what the fuck does it matter to you. Im not going to waste prestigious petrol on you, look at you, seriously, clean you self up, your embarrassing us all; plus, that girl is so checking me out...

Oh well, sorry this wasn't any good. Wait what do i care, your all cunts anyway.

Where was everyone today...

Hey fags.

Experimental music;

There is such a genre as, Experimental music, this is how i see it -

Instruments:

Hardcore singer mixed with Opera hero - Sounds like Stevie Wonder before he went blind...

iPod on a chain - often used to be smashed against a wall to create smashing sound.

Fully Automatic Nail Gun - Provides a backing track with an essence of danger.

Keyboard - Everyone needs a keyboard, makes shit hectic.

There you have it, the experimental music. Ill tell you one thing, it will sound better than Justin Faggier, oh and also i bet there will be less "baby"s in the lyrics and less pre-pubescent boys attempting to seduce girls that are about 5 years older.

OK, randomly that shitty song my Jason Mrazdaddy came on my iPod and here is the opening line:

"Well you done done me and you bet i felt it".

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!?!$#$%#!?

I pretty sure this attempted chilla' got raped, and got raped hard, because he felt it...and decided to write a song about it...man...i bet he got a lot of money from it as well.

I think i've stumbled onto the key to success...get raped! Then be sure to write a song about it...

So next time you get raped, get a nice pen and little bit of paper out and start writing ;)

Oh and finally, i almost missed the bus this morning...WOW BET YOU GOT EXCITED THERE...

Baby Grab your Glasses, Its Going to be a Bright Day..

In primary school,

Kindergarten actually,

I wasn't allowed to play kiss and chase,

I wasn't cool enough.

Their opinion mattered.

Yours doesn't.

Faggots Gonna' Fag.